My mom has managed not to say anything too weird these last few months, but that is over I guess. Our conversation:
me: Oh hi Mom! We just watched "Marley and Me" it was sad but so funny.
mom: Didn't that FREAK you OUT how she KEPT having miscarriages???
me: Um, she just had one miscarriage... and I am in the 2nd trimester now so...
me: Anyway, I am really starting to show this week!
mom: That's ridiculous. You aren't supposed to show until 3 or 4 months.
me: I am 3 and a half months.
mom: Oh, well.